Home Depot doesn't carry giftwrap.

But Lowe's does, although that information is totally irrelevant to this post. Being The Dude that I am I went ahead and wrapped the mother's day vest for my bud. I ran out of ribbon who-knows-when, so I wrapped some yarn around the package and made a whimsical (if someone says it's sloppy, say "oh no, it's whimsical!") pompom and attached it. I wish I could watch her try to open it... she's going to need scissors.


Who needs ribbon?